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" The proton replies "I'm positive." Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element. As an ion chromatography chemist I made this one up: Anions aren't negative, they're just misunderstood. Q: What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms? But H2O2 is the molecular formula for hydrogen peroxide, which will kill you if you drink it. Q: Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium? Explanation: The atomic symbol for oxygen and potassium are "O" and "K," respectively. The solid precipitate falls out of solution, and collects in the bottom of the vial. Explanation: An alkyne is a common type of carbon compound with one carbon-to-carbon triple bond. A: Na Explanation: The symbol for sodium on the periodic table is "Na," which when said as a word is pronounced like nah, another way to say no. The chemist sees the glass completely full, half with liquid and half with air. So a precipitate is definitely not part of the solution. A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. They are frequently used and studied in organic chemistry. He says, "No, I'm traveling light." Explanation: OK, this is more of a physics joke. Not only is it literally traveling light (the illuminating kind), it's also traveling light (as in not heavy). It's pronounced like "al kine." So, alkynes of trouble sounds like all kinds of trouble. Q: Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero? Explanation: "0K" here actually stands for zero Kelvin. Explanation: Atoms are the smallest pieces of matter, they make up all of the elements and molecules and proteins and everything else on Earth.